The-Great-Jon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock SHS!!]

Total rehash of your monster smash, SHS

Even though this is a Total rehash of your monster smash, SHS, its still good and worth watching. My gripe is that nearly all ( if not all ) the stuff you used in this movie was just takin from the first. If you havent seen SHS, then dont watch this before that because your gonna get screwed out of some good stuff. Watch SHS first then this, Again thats not to say this is bad, its basically the same as the first except with clocks. getting daily 3rd place seems to fit.

Joxa responds:

yay! i noticed this was not as good. i failed myself and my "fans" still, chekkout me other movies! I recommend Such the fool. Oh! a PBJTSHS soon!!!

[Paper Wars]

My honest opinion

Theirs one thing i hate about people who review my movies is thay say things like, why dont you just die or im going to burn your house down or your a fag or im going to hang you. Its one thing to give creative critizims and explain why you dont like something but its another thing to just abuse someone and say idiotic and mean things like i listed about. Whats that got to do with your movie, well sinse everyone here loves it i wanted to explain in a decent, professional matter why i dident think it was good. Animation was awsome, both the full and the stick stuff. The movements of both the stick people and the fully drawn people was perfect. The movie was long and warrents the 1mb size and The sound effects were great, so whats the problem you say, well, the only problem to me was that it was simply borring. You can have all the flash in the world but if what you flashing dosent have substance, then its simply not worth looking at.

As ive said before, this is not an insult to you in any way, this is my creative critizim as to why i personally dident like the film. I take it this shouldent bother you as so many people think this movies great.

[SHS]

Its gold jerry, pure gold!!!!!!!!!!111

I usualy dont like thease kind of movies, what ever thay would be called but holy ass, PURE GOLD JERRY~!!!!!!!!!!!!111

YAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHER BITCHES~!!!!!!!!!!111

[counter stick 2]

An outstanding movie

Really cant say more then that, the dancing part alone is worth a 10.

[hate.love.cry - teaser]

Heres Some extremely *GOOD* adivice i can give you

FINISH YOUR STUFF BEFORE YOU PUT IT OUT. I go down to your other movies and what do i see, Shunned beta 1, shunned beta 2, shunned beta 2 re-release and now a teaser. Listen, dont jump the gun and put out stuff before its anywhere near being complete, i mean, would you want a pizza with no crust or cheese, no, because it wouldent be all that good. Same can be said for this, its looks down right amazing but look what happened, Turd of the week, all because your to damn anxious to release it, now its scared. Just trust me on this one.

[Tenacious D- Double Team]

A little tip

Heres a little tip from a person who has won more then 2 awards for his excalance in flash animation. Never say your own movie is kick ass in the description ( that shoud be common sense ). Follow thease tips and you may be as great as me one day ( though i doubt it since im so amazing )Tenacious d does kick ass for teh record.

[Seinfeld: The Desk]

An unbelevable turn around.

At first i thought that was the gayest peice of shit ive ever seen, the text was going by so fast i couldent even read half of it.


THEN IT TOTALY REDEAMED ITSELF AT THE END. FROM GAYEST PEICE OF SHIT EVER, TO GREATEST FILM EVER CREATED BY AN HUMAN BEING.


A true, epic masterpeice.

YSE, I bow to your greatness.

[Jinborov Karnovski]

An epic masterpeice

Their is no word in the english language that can describe the feeling i had when i watched this. A truly, life changing experance, you will regret it the day you die if you dont wtch this film.

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

GREATNESS!!!!!!1

This movie may be just as good as the epic master peice "The Last Stand" which can also be watched on newgrounds.

Pure greatness!!!!!!!